That's Not My Name!

prchtshrk:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

rgr

prchtshrk:

regndoft:

The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.

rgr

(via kill-daleks)

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(via gonnamakeyouintoshoes)

sherlock-sherbet:

“I just ruined your favorite jumper in an experiment.”

ಠ_ಠ

(Source: darkdean)

sherlock-sherbet:

thefenceattheedgeoftheworld:

corking:

GAWD, John. GAWD.

Lmao this is why we can’t have nice things, Jawn.

(via not-a-wish-granting-machine)